no1 12 Report post Posted November 26, 2008 lalat yg beradab ketike mkn.. hahaha.. lalat pi skola nih.. cume time buang je kt muke org.. hehehe... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
penyu_hijau 0 Report post Posted November 27, 2008 Alkisah..... Seorang gadis yang bersuamikan pemain basket ball sedang berdebar-debar menantikan malam pertama setelah pesta pernikahannya. Selepas pesta selesai mereka pun masuk bilik. Si suami terus membuka seluruh pakaiannya. Apabila bajunya terbuka, si isteri melihat sebuah tattoo bertuliskan "Reebok" di dada suaminya. Si suami pun menerangkan bahawa tattoo tersebut dibuat sewaktu ia menjalani kontrak sebagai model iklan produk tersebut. Tiba-tiba si suami membuka seluar panjangnya, maka terlihat satu lagi tatto lambang "Nike" di pahanya. Si suami pun menjelaskan hal yang sama kepada isterinya. Akhirnya setelah semuanya terbuka, Si isteri melihat tattoo bertuliskan "AIDS" pada 'anu' si suami. Dengan ketakutan si isteri menanyakan tattooo tersebut. Namun dengan tenangnya si suami menjawab : " Tenang Sayang... tulisan itu bukan bererti sesuatu yang menakutkan. Teruslah pegang..." Setelah si anunya tegang dan memanjang maka tulisan AIDS menjadi 'ADIDAS'... p/s : delete la kalo admin rasa kurang sesuai...Murid : Selamat pagi, cikgu. Cikgu : (Menengking) Mengapa selamat pagi sahaja? Petang dan malam awak doakan saya tak selamat? Murid : Selamat pagi, petang dan malam cikgu! Cikgu : Panjang sangat! Tak pernah dibuat oleh orang! Kata selamat sejahtera! Senang dan penuh bermakna. Lagipun ucapan ini meliputi semua masa dan keadaan. Murid : Selamat sejahtera cikgu! Cikgu : Sama-sama, duduk! Dengar sini baik-baik. Hari ini cikgu nak uji kamu semua tentang perkataan berlawan. Bila cikgu sebutkan perkataannya, kamu semua mesti menjawab dengan cepat, lawan bagi perkataan-perkataan itu, faham? Murid : Faham, cikgu! Cikgu : Saya tak mahu ada apa-apa gangguan. Murid : (senyap) Cikgu : Pandai! Murid : Bodoh! Cikgu : Tinggi! Murid : Rendah! Cikgu : Jauh! Murid : Dekat! Cikgu : Keadilan! Murid : UMNO! Cikgu : Salah! Murid : Betul! Cikgu : Bodoh! Murid : Pandai! Cikgu : Bukan! Murid : Ya! Cikgu : Oh Tuhan! Murid : Oh Hamba! Cikgu : Dengar ini! Murid : Dengar itu! Cikgu : Diam! Murid : Bising! Cikgu : Itu bukan pertanyaan, Bodoh! Murid : Ini ialah jawapan, pandai! Cikgu : Mati aku! Murid : Hidup kami! Cikgu : Rotan baru tau! Murid : Akar lama tak tau! Cikgu : Malas aku ajar kamu! Murid : Rajin kami belajar cikgu! Cikgu : Kamu gila! Murid : Kami siuman! Cikgu : Cukup! Cukup! Murid : Kurang! Kurang! Cikgu : Sudah! Sudah! Murid : Belum! Belum! Cikgu : Mengapa kamu semua Bodoh sangat? Murid : Sebab saya seorang pandai! Cikgu : Oh! Melawan! Murid : Oh! Mengalah! Cikgu : Kurang ajar! Murid : Cukup ajar! Cikgu : Habis aku! Murid : Kekal kami! Cikgu : O.K. Pelajaran sudah habis! Murid : K.O. Pelajaran belum bermula! Cikgu : Sudah, Bodoh! Murid : Belum, pandai! Cikgu : Berdiri! Murid : Duduk! Cikgu : Saya kata UMNO salah! Murid : Kami dengar KeADILan betul! Cikgu : Bangang kamu ni! Murid : Cerdik kami tu! Cikgu : Rosak! Murid : Baik! Cikgu : Kamu semua ditahan tengah hari ini! Murid : Dilepaskan tengah malam itu! Cikgu : (Senyap dan mengambil buku-bukunya keluar.)Ratna, dalam uniform Nurse-nya menahan teksi. Sedang dalam perjalanan.. . Pemandu teksi iaitu Feddy asyik memerhati Nurse itu melalui cermin tengahnya..Merasa kehairanan.. . Nurse itu bertanya... "Encik.. kenapa encik melihat saya begitu ??" Feddy tersenyum malu dan berkata... " Sebenarnya.. . saya selalu berfantasi.. ..maaf ya... saya sangat ingin mencium seorang Nurse... " "Oh begitu!! tak der masalah... encik boleh mencium saya.. kalau itu memang memberikan ketenangan buat encik... tapi saya ada syarat iaitu encik mesti masih single" kata Nurse... Feddy gembira dan berkata... "iya... iya, saya masih single". Kemudian teksi itu diberhentikan di jalan sepi... Feddy terus mencium nurse itu selama 10 minit... kemudian mereka pun meneruskan perjalanan kembali. Tapi feddy menangis teresak-esak sambil berkata... "Maafkan saya cik... saya merasa bersalah... sebenarnya saya sudah berkahwin". Mendengar penerangan itu Ratna tersenyum bijak dan berkata... "Sudahlah encik... tidak ada apa-apa yang perlu dibimbangkan. .. Saya juga bersalah. Saya juga bukanlah seorang Nurse... saya adalah seorang Mak Nyah yang kebetulan dalam perjalanan menuju ke pesta pakaian beragam"hahahaha.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
no1 12 Report post Posted November 27, 2008 haha yg 2nd ngan 3rd tuh lwk tp yg first tuh x seswai r pos kt sni.. dak2 x bleh bce tuh.. tuka la lwk laen... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hiruka 4 Report post Posted November 27, 2008 Hoho dah pernah dgr no.2 tuh..No.1 tuh kotor tapi kreatif gak.. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
corallinkz 0 Report post Posted November 27, 2008 hahalwak syal Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
teri-chan 5 Report post Posted November 27, 2008 hohoho.. awas ya.. bahaya kanak2 bwh umo ader kat forum nih....aku teringt kisah aku kat uitm dulu.... punca aku teringt nih sbb kwn aku tegur signboard slh eja perkataan "Pemadam Api Derbu" hehhe ptt "Pemadam Api Debu".. aku tak taulah kelakar ke tak.. nk cerita jugk...ader kisah pemadam api nih ngn aku heheh mulanye gini...persatuan aku organize 2days seminar la combine skali ngn class project... kire gempak la kan sbb kitorg organize Seminar Public Relation.... siap panggil penceramah mahal la... mau tak mahal kalu penceramah tu claim milage 1k... student... 1k tuh kire mhl la tuh kan... tp sbb ader pertandingan seminar sape paling gempak... kitorg hire jugk la penceramah tu...so nak dijadikan cerita.. aku diri kat pintu Lecture Theater. (LT). dh la penat.. kene diri pulak kan.. sbb aku runner.. so aku pun sandar kat dinding LT tuh.. biasalah tiap bangunan mesti ader fire extinguisher kan? aku dlm penat tuh.. tenung je menatang fire extinguisher tuh.... pastu aku pk... kalu tekan menatang nih.. ape rasenye eh? kuar tak debu die eh?...jd tangan aku yg gatal ni pun pegang2 fire extinguisher.. tetibe safety pin die tertanggal n the next thing yg aku ingt the whole LT penuh dgn debu fire extinguisher tuh.. heheh time penceramah mahal yg kitorg hire tu tgh berckp lak tuh!tetibe je aku takde kat situ heheh aku lari menyelamatkan diri.. tp sbb aku runner kan.. aku pun pura2 dtg tanye ape dh blaku... tp ader gk 2 3 mamat yg perasan aku ader kat sebelah fire extinguisher tu b4 kejadian tuh berlaku... aku kate.."takde2.. mane ader! Salah org kot heheehe..Saya rasa benda ni rosak. sape tarik safety pin nih" aku buat2 la bz hehhehe... disebabkan perbuatan aku tuh... sume pintu LT kene bukak.. kipas pun kene ON sbb nk kuarkan debu tuh heheh...nasib bek penceramah tu kire cool kan.. die rilek je ckp "nmpkye kite ader jerebu kat sini... kite rehat dulu.."yg nyata... kejadian tuh takde sape pun tahu aku lah punca sebenarnye hehhehe Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
no1 12 Report post Posted November 27, 2008 haha.. leh wat x tau lak.. naseb debu2 tu x kene ko.. nk2 kalo ko wat2 xtau knon bru dtg r tp x prasan ade debu kt muke or bju ko.. haha.. x ke naye.. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
teri-chan 5 Report post Posted November 27, 2008 heheh tak mungkin... aku berdiri blakang fire extinguisher tuh.. n muncung hose die menghala depan.. hehe lgpun ramai yg kene debu tuh hehehh so takkan tahu la sape hehhe Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
no1 12 Report post Posted November 27, 2008 (edited) QUOTE(teri-chan @ Nov 27 2008, 11:52 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>heheh tak mungkin... aku berdiri blakang fire extinguisher tuh.. n muncung hose die menghala depan.. hehe lgpun ramai yg kene debu tuh hehehh so takkan tahu la sape hehhetuhan tahu woo.. wehehe.. time de kbakaran ko xnk tarik lak pin tuh.. Edited November 27, 2008 by Aku Sengal Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
teri-chan 5 Report post Posted November 28, 2008 QUOTE(Aku Sengal @ Nov 27 2008, 11:53 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>tuhan tahu woo.. wehehe.. time de kbakaran ko xnk tarik lak pin tuh.. hehhe tgn gatal... ko tak teringin ke nk tarik safety pin tuh? or ketuk cermin alarm kebakaran tuh? sure pernah kan.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DigIT 0 Report post Posted November 28, 2008 Jgn kentut depan GAYSeorang wartawan lelaki telah di tugaskan membuat liputan dan siasatan mengenai aktiviti kelab gay di Bukit Bintang. Dia di kehendaki menyamar sebagai gay. Wartawan itu dengan senang hati menggayakan pakaian dan cara seorang gay. Setelah seminggu mempelajari tingkahlaku dan gaya seorang gay, akhirnya pada malam minggu itu wartawan itu masuk ke kelab gay tersebut.Wartawan itu dipasang dengan microphone n camera bersaiz kecil bagi merakam segala aksi dan aktiviti di kelab gay tersebut. Setelah masuk wartawan itu terus menuju ke bar utama dan memesan segelas bir. Dia hanya duduk sambil memerhatikan gelagat-gelagat gay di kelab tersebut. Ada yang menari dan ada yang duduk sambil berpeluk-pelukan sesama lelaki. Wartawan itu merasa geli geleman melihat tingkahlaku mereka."Hai...sorang ke bro", tiba-tiba wartawan itu di sapa."A'ah, saya tunggu kawan saya. Tak sampai-sampai lagi ni", kata wartawan itu separuh menjerit kerana kebingitan muzik di kelab itu.Tiba-tiba wartawan itu berasa sakit perut. Rasa seperti ingin kentut sahaja."Muzik tengah kuat ni bolehlah aku kentut ni", bisik hati wartawan itu.Wartawan itu pun melepaskan kentutnya. Satu demi satu. Berturut-turutan. Tiba-tiba muzik rancak itu berhenti kerana DJ nya ingin menukar ke lagu perlahan. Sementara proses pertukaran lagu itu kentut wartawan itu telah di dengari oleh gay-gay yg berhampiran dengan wartawan itu."Eh eh... ada dara lagi la kat sini", ujar salah seorang gay di situ sambil memandang wartawan itu."A'ah lah... kat depan kita ada dara", ujar yang lain pula.Semua gay di situ telah pergi mendapatkan wartawan itu. Semua wajah mereka menunjukkan keghairahan nafsu yang ketara."Saya bukan dara lagi la", ujar wartawan itu."Kalau dah tak dara kenapa kentut. Kuat lak tu. Sempit tuu...", ujar salah seorang gay itu.Tergamam wartawan itu. Akhirnya dirinya di noda secara bergilir-gilir oleh pengunjung kelab gay itu. Menangis teresak-esak wartawan itu. Akhirnya nikmat kentut sudah tidak akan dapat dirasai lagi sepanjang hidupnya.Moral kepada lelaki : Jangan berkentut dihadapan GAY. AWAS!!credit to forum cari Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
no1 12 Report post Posted November 28, 2008 (edited) aduss... naseb baik otak haku kaler merah... sipi jerk gmbran cite nie nk kluar dlm pale.. mngucap2.. huhu.. p/s: info yg brgune.. bgus2.. smbil gelak smbil dpt ilmu.. he3.. Edited November 28, 2008 by Aku Sengal Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Balthazor 1 Report post Posted November 28, 2008 (edited) tadi aku ikut leng aku dari belakang.aku dok perati jerk.pastu dia masuk kereta.aku pun masuk kereta aku.aku follow.sekali sampai Plaza TOL .....time nak bayar tu aku nampak dia kena bukak pintu utk bayar tol. baru aku teringat dia tu pendek pastu tenggelam sikit bila naik kereta.badan kecik.kereta besar.aku ketawa giler2 masa tu.then aku ikut dia sampai hujung jalan la.then jalan tu besar.ada 2 line.aku pun duduk line sebelah.kereta leng aku kat line sebelah lagik.kira mmg 2-2 dalam satu posisi yang sama la.ada la aku buat macam tu selama 5 minit.then aku terpandang cermin pandang belakang then aku perati banyak kereta kat belakang aku nak lalu pasal aku kat line kiri.haha aku ingatkan aku berdua jerk.rupanya kat belakang dah rapat dah.P:S korang suruh la aweks korang badan2 kecik2 genit2 soh bayar tol. Edited November 28, 2008 by Janice Wei Lan Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
teri-chan 5 Report post Posted November 28, 2008 The magic wallsA boy and his father went to a shopping mall. They were amazed by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and back together again.The boy asked his father, "What is that father?"The father responded, "Son, I have never seen anything like that in my life, I don't know what it is."While the boy and his father were watching, an elderly woman slowly walked up to the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls opened and the lady walked between them into a small room. The walls closed and the boy and his father watched small circles of lights with numbers above the walls light up.They continued to watch the circles light up in the reverse direction. The walls opened up again and a gorgeous woman stepped out.The father said to his son, "Go get your mother".I was told that the following statement was attributed to Datuk Semi-Value:"Kita mesti kirim tahniah kepada Angkasawan Dr Sheikh. Beliau telah menginggal dunia, dan baru ini pun kembalikan ke bumi."Did not know he was responsible for all the following as well.1) Samy Velu on pos laju "BESOK KIRIM, HARI INI SAMPAI"2) The one on TV when in trying to say he was ashamed, he said :`Kemaluan saya besar`3) On drugs, "Jangan hisap dada"4) Samy said in a ceramah "Kita akan bina satu jambatan untuk orong-orong kampong disini" , one pakcik asked, "Datuk, sini takde sungai,buat apa bina jambatan?" and Samy glorious replied ,"Kalau takde sungai, kita bina sungai!"5) Samy's favorite quote on national television "Toll naik sikit, manyak marah saya. You ingat semua ini toll saya punya bapa punya kah!"6) During the water shortage crisis : "semua orang diminta jgn membuang aiyerr..!"7) During blood donation campaign in Sg Siput : "..marilah kita semua menderma dara.."8) During the opening speech of various function: "...selamat datang saudara-mara semua.." (actually is "saudara-saudari")9) At an opening ceremony: "mempersilakan datin paduka rafidah aziz naik ke pentas utk membuka kain"10)Commenting about his modesty: "sebenarnya, kemaluan saya sangat-sangat besar "And lastly u know why our N-S Highway concessionaire is named PLUS.PLUS = Pungut Lebih Untuk Samy Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
no1 12 Report post Posted November 29, 2008 haha.. yg first aku da pnah bce.. yg kedua lwk.. tu la aku pelik.. die bm pon cakap bersepah tp canne dpt jd menteri?? dlu2 die skola mne ek... hehehe... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Batista 0 Report post Posted November 29, 2008 Samy said in a ceramah "Kita akan bina satu jambatan untuk orong-orong kampong disini" , one pakcik asked, "Datuk, sini takde sungai,buat apa bina jambatan?" and Samy glorious replied ,"Kalau takde sungai, kita bina sungai!" hahahhaa Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
teri-chan 5 Report post Posted November 29, 2008 ..::Malaysia English vs Britain English::..Learn la veli usefull one kekekekeke...Compare these phrases that Malaysians and Britons use to say the same thing:WHEN GIVING A CUSTOMER BAD NEWSBritons: I'm sorry, Sir, but we don't seem to have the sweater you want in your size, but if you give me a moment, I can call the other outlets for you.Malaysians: No Stock.RETURNING A CALLBritons: Hello, this is John Smith. Did anyone page for me a few moments ago?Malaysians: Hallo, who page?ASKING SOMEONE TO MAKE WAY.Britons: Excuse me, I'd like to get by. Would you please make way?Malaysians: S-kew meWHEN SOMEONE OFFERS TO PAYBritons: Hey, put your wallet away, this drink is on me.Malaysians: No-need, lah.WHEN ASKING FOR PERMISSIONBritons: Excuse me, but do you think it would be possible for me to enter through this door?Malaysians: (pointing the door) can ar?WHEN ENTERTAININGBritons: Please make yourself right at home.Malaysians: Don't be shy, lah!WHEN DOUBTING SOMEONEBritons: I don't recall you giving me the money.Malaysians: Where got?WHEN DECLINING AN OFFERBritons: I'd prefer not to do that, if you don't mind.Malaysians: Doe-waaaan!IN DISAGREEING ON A TOPIC OF DISCUSSIONBritons: Err. Tom, I have to stop you there. I understand where you're coming from, but I really have to disagree with what you said about the issue.Malaysians: You mad, ah?WHEN ASKING SOMEONE TO LOWER THEIR VOICE.Britons: Excuse me, but could you please lower your voice, I'm trying to concentrate over here.Malaysians: Shaddap lah!WHEN ASKING SOMEONE IF HE/SHE KNOWS YOU.Britons: Excuse me, but I noticed you staring at me for some time. Do I know you?Malaysians: See what, see what?WHEN ASSESSING A TIGHT SITUATION.Britons: We seem to be in a bit of a predicament at the moment.Malaysians: Die-lah!!WHEN TRYING TO FIND OUT WHAT HAD HAPPENEDBritons: Will someone tell me what has just happened?Malaysians: Wat happen Why lidat????ADUI!!! (jumping to conclusion)WHEN SOME ONE DID SOMETHING WRONGBritons: This isn't the way to do it here let me show you.Malaysians:Hoi!!!u pig ar lidat also doe no how to do!!!!WHEN ONE IS ANGRYBritons: Would you mind not disturbing meMalaysians:Celaka u/ tuut/ tuuut/tuuut/ !@#$%!!! (hehehhe terpaksa di sensor kan)********************..::System upgrade (B4 and after marriage)::..Dear Technical Support:Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a slow down in the overall performance, particularly in the flower and jewelry applications that had operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.In addition, Husband 1.0 un-installed many other valuable programs such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, but installed undesirable programs such as NFL 5.0 and NBA 3.0.And now Conversation 8.0 no longer runs and House Cleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system.I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.What can I do?Signed,DESPERATE*********************************************************Reply:Dear Desperate:First keep in mind; Boyfriend 5.0 is an entertainment package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system. Try entering the command C:\I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME and download Tears 6.2 to install Guilt 3.0. If all works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.But remember, overuse can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1. Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will create SnoringLoudly.wav files.Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-Law 1.0 or reinstall another Boyfriend program. These are not supported applications and will crash Husband 1.0 and the worms might cause the program to automatically upgrade itself to Husband 2.0.In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have a limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider additional software to improve memory and performance. I personally recommend Hot Food 3.0 and Lingerie 6.9.Good Luck,TECHNICAL SUPPORT Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
blen 0 Report post Posted November 30, 2008 QUOTE(teri-chan @ Nov 29 2008, 10:31 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>********************..::System upgrade (B4 and after marriage)::..Dear Technical Support:Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a slow down in the overall performance, particularly in the flower and jewelry applications that had operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.In addition, Husband 1.0 un-installed many other valuable programs such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, but installed undesirable programs such as NFL 5.0 and NBA 3.0.And now Conversation 8.0 no longer runs and House Cleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system.I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.What can I do?Signed,DESPERATE*********************************************************Reply:Dear Desperate:First keep in mind; Boyfriend 5.0 is an entertainment package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system. Try entering the command C:\I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME and download Tears 6.2 to install Guilt 3.0. If all works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.But remember, overuse can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1. Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will create SnoringLoudly.wav files.Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-Law 1.0 or reinstall another Boyfriend program. These are not supported applications and will crash Husband 1.0 and the worms might cause the program to automatically upgrade itself to Husband 2.0.In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have a limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider additional software to improve memory and performance. I personally recommend Hot Food 3.0 and Lingerie 6.9.Good Luck,TECHNICAL SUPPORTho ho ho insanely true... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
teri-chan 5 Report post Posted November 30, 2008 (edited) The best resume ever Name: Ah Boy Age: Still young Sex: Never. Still under age Religion: I only have experience praying my cat who dead 2 years before Race: I love to race, how you know? Nationality: I don't like National, I prefer Sanyo IC Number: 6735 Tel number: House no telephone H/P number: 3310 Address: Penang Jelutong City : Nor Haliza? Postcode: I never post anything State: In my family, I am 2nd Country: I love to travel to Canada Marriage status: Secret Email Address: Hotmail Education Background: My teacher said not bad Working experience: Last time got sell pirated VCD Father's name: Daddy Father's IC: You ask him Mother's name: Mummy Mother's IC: You ask her Current Salary: Depends on my daddy mood Expected Salary: As much as you can pay When can start work: Depends on my mood Highest qualification: Ya, very high Grade: Ya, very high College/University: College Signature: Can I use chop? Edited November 30, 2008 by teri-chan Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
no1 12 Report post Posted November 30, 2008 Highest qualification: Ya, very high Grade: Ya, very high College/University: College Signature: Can I use chop? hahaha!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
teri-chan 5 Report post Posted November 30, 2008 Here this man riding in a bus with very loud music..ahh... suddenly the stomach feel a little bit uneasy..ahh cannot tahan...as the music get louder...there he goes fartedloudly exactly along with the loud music..again he did it 2nd timeand 3rd time and 4th time...the sound blend perfectly with themusic..nobody would notice....ahhh lega......reached destination.."ting" he rang the bell...as he walkout the bus...he noticed that everybody seem to be looking at himwith angry face..why??????then only he realised that he was actually on MP3 player...ooopsss.. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TOYSЯUS 62 Report post Posted November 30, 2008 Hahahahhh chan punya..Hahah terharu aku baca.. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
no1 12 Report post Posted November 30, 2008 haha.. semerbak satu bas... hehe.. cam penah buat jer teri chan... hehe Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
teri-chan 5 Report post Posted December 1, 2008 hahhaha.. bukan aku lah....ader lg....DIALOG DUA HANTU YANG SENGALTersebutlah kisah dua orang hantu.Mereka ni baru bertemu lalu mereka punberborakla untuk mengisi masa lapangkehidupan mereka sebagai hantu.Sepanjang perbualan mereka, Hantu B nitak habis-habis menggigil. Lalu, HantuA yang kehairanan ni pun bertanya,"Apsal kau ni asyik menggigil je?""Oh..cara aku mati dulu teruk..akumati dalam peti ais...sejuk! !" JawabHantu B sambil menggigil lagi."Ooo..kesian. .. aku dulu mati sebabheart attack." Kata Hantu A ramah."Kau memang sakit jantung kronik ye?Apsal ko tak gi buat operation? Kalautak, sure kau tengah lepak-lepak nganfamily kau sekarang." Balas Hantu B."Dah,aku dah buat dah !In fact maseaku mati tu, aku in recovery. Panjangceritanya..." jawab Hantu A sayu."Ceritala sikit..Sambil- sambil lepaknih..""Camni..Aku syak isteri aku main kayutiga ngan aku. So this one day, akuingat nak perangkap la isteri aku..Akupura-pura gi keje tapi actually akupark keta aku kat simpang hujung umahaku je. Seperti yang aku syak, masuksebuah keta kat carpark umah aku. Akurilex dulu sebab nak carik mase sesuaitangkap diorang.""So, ko dapatla tangkap diorang?"tanya Hantu B penuh minat."Tak. Aku cume jumpe isteri aku je katdalam bilik. Yang aku heran, mase akumasuk umah tu, aku nampak ade kasutlaki kat pintu umah aku. Aku tanyeisteri aku tapi die takmo jawab. Soaku pun lari-lari sekeliling umah akunak carik jantan tuh. Abis sume bilikaku carik tapi takde pun.. Last-last,sebab aku penat sangat berlari carikjantan tuh, aku pun jatuh pengsansebab heart attack. And aku tak sangkaaku mati lak..." kata Hantu Amengakhiri ceritanya dengan kesedihan.Hantu B terdiam mendengarkan ceritaHantu A. Selepas beberapa ketika,Hantu B berkata,"Kenapa kau tak check kat dalam petisejuk? Kalau kau check kat situ, surekita berdua still hidup lagi Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
no1 12 Report post Posted December 1, 2008 (edited) QUOTE(teri-chan @ Dec 2 2008, 12:22 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>hahhaha.. bukan aku lah....ader lg....DIALOG DUA HANTU YANG SENGALhuhu mmg lwk... kene r suami die ngan kayu die jdik hntu lepak sesame... nk bunoh da mati.. Edited December 1, 2008 by Aku Sengal Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
