RajaBesut 8 Report post Posted February 11, 2011 Ruangan ini dbuka untuk ssiape yg mmpunyai teka-teki yg hbat atau jguh dlam mnjawab teka-teki...Bg ssiape yg x hbat 2 bleh la klu korang nk try...hehe.. Syarat2 pertandingan... -Cara bagi teka-teki:Lantak k0rang la nk bgi teka-teki ape2 pn,asalkan jangan 0ver dh ler.. -Cara menjawab teka-teki:Jwapan mstilah kmas dh tersusun bg 0rg pham jwapan k0rang.. Bagi permulaan ni,biarlah aku bgi teka-teki dulu...aku bg yg ssah pnye,jgn k0rang x t'jwab pula eik..hehe [color="#FF0000"]1)Kalau Orang England Orang Puteh mengatakan benda ini tiada walaupun sedikit, bermakna mereka akan mati dalam beberapa minit sahaja. Kalau Orang Malaysia, Orang Melayu mengatakan benda ini tiada walaupun sedikit, bermakna mereka akan mati dalam beberapa hari, paling lama pun dalam dua minggu.. Apakah bendanya tu? [/color] [color="#00FF00"]2)Dalam dunia kini. semua naik. Roket naik, harga barang pun naik dan macam-macam lagi.Sedangkan yang turun adalah air hujan. Ada satu benda yang turun lambat tetapi bila naik cepat. Apa dia ? [/color] Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
HellGas 0 Report post Posted February 11, 2011 bro, teka teki no.2 tu mcm aku pnh dgr, tp aku lupa la jwpn dia. x slh aku jwpan dia hinggus la... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hotfloppy 19 Report post Posted February 11, 2011 [quote name='RajaBesut' timestamp='1297414489' post='1061683'] [color="#ff0000"]1)Kalau Orang England Orang Puteh mengatakan benda ini tiada walaupun sedikit, bermakna mereka akan mati dalam beberapa minit sahaja. Kalau Orang Malaysia, Orang Melayu mengatakan benda ini tiada walaupun sedikit, bermakna mereka akan mati dalam beberapa hari, paling lama pun dalam dua minggu.. Apakah bendanya tu? [/color] [color="#00ff00"]2)Dalam dunia kini. semua naik. Roket naik, harga barang pun naik dan macam-macam lagi.Sedangkan yang turun adalah air hujan. Ada satu benda yang turun lambat tetapi bila naik cepat. Apa dia ? [/color] [/quote] 1 - Air 2 - Hingus kot.. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RajaBesut 8 Report post Posted February 11, 2011 BET0L!!! W0w! Bleh tahan jgak k0rg ni eik... Aku bagi teka teki sterusnya yg kaw2 pnye... [color="#FF0000"]1) Pintu ape yang walaupun dengan 10 org pun tak leh nak tolak? [/color] [color="#0000FF"]2) Nak mencari sikit punye susah, bile dah dapat buang, ape bendanya? [/color] [color="#FF00FF"]3) Kenapa penggali kubur gali kubur tak pakai selipar??? [/color] Jwab2 jgn x jwab..hehe Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hotfloppy 19 Report post Posted February 11, 2011 [quote name='RajaBesut' timestamp='1297437586' post='1061711'] [color="#ff0000"]1) Pintu ape yang walaupun dengan 10 org pun tak leh nak tolak? [/color] [color="#0000ff"]2) Nak mencari sikit punye susah, bile dah dapat buang, ape bendanya? [/color] [color="#ff00ff"]3) Kenapa penggali kubur gali kubur tak pakai selipar??? [/color] [/quote] 1 - Pintu yang tertulis "Tarik" 2 - Tahi hidung 3 - Sebab nak gali kubur kena pakai cangkul.. Pakai selipar bila nak siap.. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RajaBesut 8 Report post Posted February 11, 2011 BETOL LAGI... Wah2,hbat jgak k0 nie eih...k0 tahu aku korek teka-teki ni kt mne kn..hehe. xpe2,Next.. [color="#FF0000"]1)Dlm bnyak2 kain,kain ape yg pling berat kt dunia ni? [/color] [color="#FF00FF"]2)Apa dia: bila kecik dia hitam, bila besar jadi putih? [/color] [color="#0000FF"] 3)Kangkang peluk, kangkaNg peluk, bila dah dekat climax pegang buah.Apakah itu?[/color] Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NeoLogy 74 Report post Posted February 11, 2011 (edited) [quote name='RajaBesut' timestamp='1297441832' post='1061720'] [color="#FF0000"]1)Dlm bnyak2 kain,kain ape yg pling berat kt dunia ni? [/color] [color="#FF00FF"]2)Apa dia: bila kecik dia hitam, bila besar jadi putih? [/color] [color="#0000FF"] 3)Kangkang peluk, kangkaNg peluk, bila dah dekat climax pegang buah.Apakah itu?[/color] [/quote] 1. kain pelikat cap gajah duduk 2. Micheal Jackson 3. panjat pokok kelapa. Edited February 11, 2011 by NeoLogy Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RajaBesut 8 Report post Posted February 12, 2011 Hahaha..bt0l lg la k0rang...Hebat2.. Spe de teka-teki yg kaw2 pnye,sila bgi la c0z aku dh kkurangan teka teki dh nie..Meh kita2 pkat2 jwab...huhu Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mat D0n 18 Report post Posted March 4, 2011 [quote name='MenCaRi' timestamp='1299164817' post='1063887'] bunga apa yang lelaki paling suka? [/quote] bunga2 cinta....kih3 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Roy Azloy 34 Report post Posted March 4, 2011 Bunga Cinta Lestari... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Miss U.A 8 Report post Posted March 4, 2011 Sape pandai, jwb la sume teka teki yang aku bg ni..jwb sume eh...kalo separuh je kira lom terer lg tuh. 1.Kenapakah cik aminah keluar rumah terjerit-jerit? 2.Luar warnanya kuning, dalam warnanya hitam. eiii ape tuh?? 3.Pesal anak babi dia jalan tunduk-tunduk? 4.Pesal lak anak kanggaroo terlompat-lompat? 5.Sebab pe anjing kalau kena kejar dengan manusia, dia lari sambil pandang belakang? Last teka-teki dr aku...... 6.Kalo korang terer, ape nama mak bapak TRANSFORMER? hehhehee.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
betik 11 Report post Posted March 4, 2011 [quote name='Miss U.A' timestamp='1299240267' post='1063962'] 1.Kenapakah cik aminah keluar rumah terjerit-jerit?[/quote] pasal cik baba jatuh dalam parit depan rumah dia.. [quote]2.Luar warnanya kuning, dalam warnanya hitam. eiii ape tuh??[/quote] budak pakai seluar kuning, seluar dalam hitam [quote]3.Pesal anak babi dia jalan tunduk-tunduk?[/quote] malu mak-bapak dia babi [quote]4.Pesal lak anak kanggaroo terlompat-lompat?[/quote] belajar dengan mak-bapak dia la tu... [quote]5.Sebab pe anjing kalau kena kejar dengan manusia, dia lari sambil pandang belakang?[/quote] pasal dia takde side-mirror [quote]Last teka-teki dr aku...... 6.Kalo korang terer, ape nama mak bapak TRANSFORMER? [/quote] transparent aku bagi 1 dah teka-teki...mautt punya.. berapa nombor kad pengenalan P.Ramlee Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
elsewhere 2 Report post Posted March 5, 2011 [quote name='betik' timestamp='1299256754' post='1063980'] aku bagi 1 dah teka-teki...mautt punya.. berapa nombor kad pengenalan P.Ramlee [/quote] [img]http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_7boyU6ctkiE/S4DzZcxejjI/AAAAAAAAAEc/HCWv_eBEA7E/s400/DSC00084+(2).JPG[/img] [img]http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_7boyU6ctkiE/S4DzSg__OII/AAAAAAAAAEU/clA5qQ1iGD8/s400/DSC00085+(2).JPG[/img] (Source:salwasaalodin.blogspot.com) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TJ-Ariff 40 Report post Posted March 5, 2011 nie bukan teka teki nama nye... nie teka maut... hahaha Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
betik 11 Report post Posted March 6, 2011 @elsewhere: haha...sekali ada betul pulak IC P.Ramlee...patutnnya aku tanya IC bapak aku..haha anyway...jawapan dia... 7..IC lama memang ada 7 nombor Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
e_X 2 Report post Posted March 6, 2011 Seram bai tengok muke PR. Teka-teki aku; Kat Putera ni tak de kisah seram ke? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mat D0n 18 Report post Posted March 7, 2011 [quote name='e_X' timestamp='1299442124' post='1064086'] Seram bai tengok muke PR. Teka-teki aku; Kat Putera ni tak de kisah seram ke? [/quote] Cm bangang je teka-teki k0 ni....hahaha jawapannye xde...huhu Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shelldrake 11 Report post Posted December 13, 2011 (edited) jawapannya: jeng..jeng...jenggggg............................................. [url="http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20070613215301AA5oioZ"].[/url] Edited December 13, 2011 by shelldrake Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NeoLogy 74 Report post Posted December 13, 2011 [quote name='MenCaRi' timestamp='1323788874' post='1076967'] Diberi lapan nombor 8. Gunakan sebarang operasi untuk mendapatkan jawapan 1000 dengan lapan nombor 8 tersebut [/quote] (8888-888)/8 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NeoLogy 74 Report post Posted December 13, 2011 Cari kucing dalam gambar ni.. [url="http://blog.iloike.net"][img]http://blog.iloike.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/find_the_cat.jpg[/img][/url] Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
carnine9 38 Report post Posted December 13, 2011 (edited) [quote name='NeoLogy' timestamp='1323797530' post='1076978'] Cari kucing dalam gambar ni.. [url="http://blog.iloike.net"][img]http://blog.iloike.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/find_the_cat.jpg[/img][/url] [/quote] Jenuh zooom n pakai spec tebal kanta prof tu hehe...dah nampak Edited December 13, 2011 by carnine9 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NeoLogy 74 Report post Posted December 14, 2011 Cari kucing kat sini plak.. [url="http://blog.iloike.net"][img]http://blog.iloike.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/kucing-menyamar1.jpg[/img][/url] Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FryShadow 90 Report post Posted December 14, 2011 [quote name='NeoLogy' timestamp='1323849781' post='1077030'] Cari kucing kat sini plak.. [url="http://blog.iloike.net"][img]http://blog.iloike.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/kucing-menyamar1.jpg[/img][/url] [/quote]maleh nak zoom, tapi nampak gak la.. pedih mata aku haha.. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NeoLogy 74 Report post Posted December 14, 2011 tajam jugak mata korang ye?try yg ni pulak.. [img]http://blog.iloike.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/find_the_camouflage_cat-600x434.jpg[/img] Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shelldrake 11 Report post Posted December 14, 2011 dah nampak..kucing belang-belang Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites