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ok bangsa india.... atas skali dia bagi sikit warning :

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*diorang bole tiru design wikipedia betul, terkezut aku :P

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uhhuhuhu website nih dh diktiraf oleh wikipedia dh... yg tk besh info malay tu laa.. letih gk aku mengedit dulu. sekali kena ubah blik siap boh gambo laks skang!! try la tgok malaysia laks huhuhuhu.. nih semata tuk hiburan.. tp dorg kutuk kaw² yg pedih tuh!!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Uncyclopedia

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gile ah..

mcm wikipedia btol.

Telecommunications in Malaysia

The king of broadband in Malaysia is controlled by Telekong Malaysia. The company offers very very stable and high speed connection to users by offering just 88888888 ringgit a month (it seems). The services of the company however sucks. You want to make a complain, ok lah, they call you to wait wait wait and then they'll say, tanya ini tanya itu. Malaysia Broadband Boleh!.

Favorite quotes of the Customer Service representative at TMwait Slowmyx / TMnerd Shitmyx:

* "We will assign a contracter to your place to look into the matter by tomorrow(in fact a week)."

* (if u r using external ADSL modem)"Is the light of the ADSL light blinking of off??"

* "Windows XP firewall make your slow koneksion"

* "What is the error code shown? If u using router, please try manual k*nek and call us again."

* "Please turn your modem upside down and try again"

* "Please unplug your network cable and turn it around and plug it back in" (Witchcraft lah, just stand up and turn around 3 times, your internet will be aaalrite!)

* "What version of Windows are you using?" (If it ain't WinXP, fuxx you, we do not support Mac, Win2k or Linux)

* "Please unplug your microfilter and plug the modem wire directly into the wall socket" (I can hear the pages flipping, she's either reading Kosmo! or from a frickin' manual, which I can also do, and Fuxx You very much, I already tried, my microfilter is brand new)

* "You must plug your SATA modem to the IDE floppy disk and put your USB monitor to the 2-socket plug. Then only can you turn on the 30-Amp power to your Acer.

* "I tak tahu..." / "I don't know..."

* " "Currently, we have no service distruption in malaysia"<--- a good reply when international cable breakdown. Stupid Customer service dont even know.

* " Nonit talk so much la..... Let me make report for u. U take the report number and keep quiet... Wait for technician to come( if he remembers).. Bye.... tooo..tooo..

* " Now restart your comp....

* " Uninstall and then reinstall the network driver. That didn't work for you? What you don't have your original disks? No problem, use this web site... what do you mean you have no Internet without the driver? Are you trying to question me?"

* "Please reinstall your modem"(driver)

* " I am sorry, our support does not cover that. Try calling the company that made your computer or Microsoft. (I have no idea what you are talking about and my script does not cover these sorts of things. Rather than tell you I have no talent, I am instead telling you to go somewhere else and passing the buck to them. Yet I know they also have help desks in Malaysia so I am phoning them ahead to warn them about you. You are so fuxxored.)

* "Talk talk talk... Please wait while all our staffs are engaged on line...(Stupid tmnut song plays... played over and over hundred of times.. then, line disconnected" - This happened when all the staffs went to minum kopi, lepak, talk cock ...etc watever and refused to answer the phone because they know they can't do anything other than saying "Please wait while our technical workers are currently fixing the problemss"

* "Huh ?"

* "Cannot... cannot" -TMNET customer service on speaking to your supervisor

* "Tomorrow you come lah... to tmnet center" -TMNET customer service typical panics

* An official reply via email from their customer service: "Send email with details can ? We no receive your email at all." Same email recycle until customers give up.

* "Suh... you made no payments" -on the bill you payed 3 months ago, now they're threating to block your connection

* "Oh unplug your cable lah, then you squeeze squeeze should be ok adiiiiii!!!"

* "Slow? I think you should upgrade to Streamyx 1 Meg. How much you are paying now? Just add little bit only ma."

* "Unplug your telephone line, rub it towards your breast, let the telephone line gets high, then plug back in ur asshole. I'm 100% u can use ur internet to see B*GEL INTERNET."

* First time calling: "We need three working days to solve this problem." Call after three days: "We need three working days to solve this problem." and continue the process.

yg atas tu aku suka..

tapi kan..

language dia mcm language org malaysia gak.

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ahaha kdg2 mmg terlampau gak artikel tu..nanti aku try edit...

nie kira parody pd wiki lar nie

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gile ah..

mcm wikipedia btol.

yg atas tu aku suka..

tapi kan..

language dia mcm language org malaysia gak.

Yang perkataan 'koneksion' aku suka :D bahasa kelate ni ................

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baru jumpa ek site tu...

memang aa orang m'sia yg buat tu. bleh kata budak LYN yg contribute tu. tak payah susah2 nak ubah. diorang tu memang xde life. NBTD.

anyway, aku gi site tu suka baca pasal Slipknot, Gandalf, Star Wars, LotR, Memacam lagi aa. Benda2 serius aku tak baca, sebab:

DALAM DUNIA NI BUKAN SEMUA ORANG SETUJU DENGAN KO. SURE ADA YANG AKAN BAHANKAN KO. DEMOKRASI KATAKAN.

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yang aku tak puas hati page tu kalo nak buat lawak tu agak2 la... ayat X rated pon ade jumpa dalam tu... hurmmm

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kebodhan malay sendiri..

tunjuk baik beri kelebihan skit pade pendatang asing, kang skang dah kene pijak kpla balik...

abaikan...

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boleh lock kot?.... korg merapu la senirik pasal bangse korag.. pastuh lock amacam?... jgn bg org lain merapukan tuk korg... jgan jd "luncai"

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secara x langsung pembuka topic nih melakukan pengiklanan secara percuma... wow!

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bole timbulkan isu perkauman page nih....

page ni mewujudkan akses untuk pesta kutuk mengutuk antarabangsa @ antarakaum-_-

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secara x langsung pembuka topic nih melakukan pengiklanan secara percuma... wow!

hohkhokhohk tu la pasal.. tapi aku rase kena kongsikan ngan korg gk.. misti ada geng putera yg boleh updatekan tentag bangsa die dari senirik... *sushah tol immigrant yg tktau sejarah nih aiii.. jeles melampau ngan owner negara nih!! huhuhuu

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hahahaha kelakar tul la baca..sapa la yg dok benci bangsa kite nih..bile baca tuh rasa org yg tulis "cap y nga" pun ada gak..xpun org yg benci government kite nih..lalalala ntah la :rolleyes:

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